Total Medals Earned: 3,123 (From 779 different games.) Total Medal Score: 43,185 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 8/18 (110/240 points)
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Medals Earned: 9/18 (45/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 3/6 (115/290 points)
You earned 10 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 25 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 50 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 100 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 200 Gold in Meow Merchants!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Kiss the Kitten, Love the Kitten.
Thanks to your support!
Complete the Game.
Complete all the Bonus Levels.
Callect all the Pills.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 12/16 (65/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/250 points)
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