Total Medals Earned: 3,088 (From 770 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,555 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (45/565 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/475 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/225 points)
Medals Earned: 8/18 (110/240 points)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (45/250 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (115/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Play the game during December.
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Drunken Butterfly
Secret Idea
3 Times in 1 Night
Abstinence
Lover Came Back
Rich Scrooge
The End of Eternity
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
You earned 10 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 25 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 50 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 100 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 200 Gold in Meow Merchants!
Kiss the Kitten, Love the Kitten.
Thanks to your support!
Complete the Game.
Complete all the Bonus Levels.
Callect all the Pills.
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
