Total Medals Earned: 3,092 (From 771 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,590 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (45/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Collect all the rainbow gems
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
Medals Earned: 2/20 (30/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/500 points)
first b&w level
get to blue 1
colors stuff
get to indigo
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Complete the Mission Solo
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X